Tim (Midland Section)
Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 960
Location: Pinxton, Nottingham, England.
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 Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:47 pm Post subject: A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish.... |
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........as she visited her gyneacologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange," the woman said.
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see," commented the doctor calmly.
"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were 10p's in the bowl," the woman continued.
"That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were 20p's. This morning, there were 50p's!"
"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.
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(Still not too late.....delete now!)
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"You're simply going through the change!"
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Grey haired riders don't get that way by pure luck
1996 Guzzi Cali3 LAPD
1972 750 Commando
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malcolmt
Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 369
Location: Parys, S.Africa
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Tim,
That is almost as bad as the irishman pulling 10 quid notes out of his bum.
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