Roy S. Flying Brick Rider

Joined: 05 Mar 2008 Posts: 1349 Location: W. Sacramento, California
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:27 pm Post subject: The Negligee & The Master Sergeant |
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The Negligee & The Master Sergeant
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she
wore on her wedding night and put it on.
She went to her husband, a tough old retired
U.S. Army Master Sergeant and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He immediately answered, "Yes, dear, you bet I do!
You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She said, "Yes, sweetie, that's right.
And do you remember
what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes, sugar dumplin, I do."
I said: 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs
and screw your brains out!'"
She giggled and said, "That's exactly what you said.
So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee.
What do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and said:
"Mission Accomplished!"
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth"
- Vladimir Lenin _________________ 1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
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