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Roy S. · Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:26 pm Post subject: Is sex work

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before, so he had failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure . . . depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure!"

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

-- God bless the enlisted man --
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1991 K75s
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sdaniel · Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:45 am Post subject:

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malcolmt · Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:15 pm Post subject:

I heard this joke a couple of years ago while working in Saudi..it was one of the very few jokes I heard from the Saudi's.

They said sex had to be 100% pleasure otherwise they'd have the indians and philipino's doing it for them... lots of truth in the humour Very Happy

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