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drikko · Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:57 pm Post subject: Golf

A Catholic Priest an Indian Doctor, a Rich Chinese business man and an
Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of
golfers in front of them.

The Aussie fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting
for 15 minutes."

The Indian doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such
poor golf."

The Chinese business man called out, "Move it, Time is Money."

The Catholic priest said "Here comes George the greens keeper. Lets
have a word with him.

"Hello, George what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're
rather slow aren't they?"

George the greens keeper replied, "Oh yes, that's a group of blind
firemen. They lost their sight in an explosion while saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Catholic priest said, "That's so sad I think I'll say a special
prayer for them tonight."

The Indian Doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist> colleagues and see if there's anything he can do for
them."

The Chinese Business man replied, "I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
Fire Brigade in honor of these brave souls!"

The Aussie said,
"Why can't they f#cking play at night?"
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Laverda RGS 1000 '84
Jim Young Trailer Sailer 5.7M WB

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Roy S. · Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:12 pm Post subject:

That's a keeper Laughing

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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
LURKER at LARGE

sdaniel · Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:49 am Post subject:

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1993 K1100LT

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.