K11 Owners Group

[Roy S.]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little
girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed
in white?''
The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and
today is the happiest day of her life.'
The child thought about this for a moment then said,
'So why is the groom wearing black?'
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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast
as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.
As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be
late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!'
While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and
fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up,
brushed herself off, and started running again!
As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear
Lord, please don't let me be late..but please don't shove
me either!'
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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece
of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.'
The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few
words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.'
The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles
a few words on a piece of paper, he calls
it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'
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An elderly woman died last month. Having never
married , she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten
instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, '
They wouldn't take me out while I was alive,
I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead..'
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A police recruit was asked during the exam,
'What would you do if you had to
arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary
took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
A child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.'
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with her five and six year olds. After explaining the
commandment to 'Honor thy father and thy mother,' she asked,
'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat, one
little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created
everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed
especially intent when they told him how Eve was
created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his
mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and
she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?'
Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side. I think
I'm going to have a wife.'
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old
because you stop laughing! Take heed and pass these along to
people who need a laugh. I thought you would enjoy this....
times are tough right now....for all of us...so we need something
to make the day a happy place. "They" haven't
found a way to tax you for laughing yet.
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
LURKER at LARGE

[carp]

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business..
Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny.
He said nothing...

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home, and left it there all night.
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93 K1100LT
07 Bandit 1250S

[Roy S.]