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Roy S.
Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 1349
Location: W. Sacramento, California
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 Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:51 pm Post subject: Walking |
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Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
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1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
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SugarHillCTD
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Joined: 10 Oct 2007
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Location: Now in Eastern Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:49 pm Post subject: Re: Walking |
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| Roy S. wrote: |
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine. |
This guy walks into a bar with an Alligator under his arm. He put the Alligator onto the bar, opens its mouth, whips out his dick, puts it into the Alligator's mouth and leaves it there for a minute.
He then pulls it out, zips up and tells everyone that he'll give anyone $100 if they can do the same thing.
A twit at the back of the bar speaks up and says "I'll give it a try but I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long......." |
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Roy S.
Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 1349
Location: W. Sacramento, California
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
LURKER at LARGE |
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SugarHillCTD
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Joined: 10 Oct 2007
Posts: 4238
Location: Now in Eastern Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Roy S. wrote: | |
Ya mean like j o is understandable?????????????????
Hey, it's winter, the brick is living in the back of the garage for the next few months and it really SUCKS.
Stupid humor may be the only thing that keeps my brain semi-intact.
John |
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