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Roy S. · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:04 pm Post subject: Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York says, I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.

The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded.

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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K11Martin · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject:

A heart surgeon and a top mechanic are chatting in a bar, and the mechanic says to the surgeon,

"I've been thinking about this a lot. Our jobs are really very similar - we both perform intricate surgery on delicate machinery - we both work with pumps and valves, we're both often up to our armpits in fluids, and we both basically service the heart of our respective 'machines', sometimes with life threatening consequences, so how come you earn ten times what I do?..."

"Try doing it with the engine running...."
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Roy S. · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:32 pm Post subject:

SugarHillCTD · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:42 pm Post subject:

OK, Roy-

Looks like you may have a Joke-Master assistant-in-training.

K11Martin, nice addition. You understand that if he is temporarily unable to supply us with yucks, you might be asked to serve until Roy regains his sense of humor?
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K11Martin · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:26 am Post subject:

Let's see if we can find the level then...

Two guys turned up for work one day, having been out on the town the night before, and were comparing notes...

"You look rough...you didn't look that much the worse for wear when we split up last night. What happened?"

"You'd look rough if you'd been up all night banging a hot chick!"

"Whaddaya mean banging a hot chick. Neither of us had pulled by the time we got off the bus a half mile away from home"

"Well, you went your way and I took the shortcut over the railway track, which is where I met this stunning girl. Great body, fantastic tits and apparently up for anything"

"So...what happened?"

"What do you think happened? Even though I'd had a few, I was still capable of giving her the best sex she'd probably had in years.
We did everything - regular sex, doggie style, wheelbarrow style, up the ass...everything. I must have spent almost an hour giving it her down her throat, and she took it all - unbelievable".

"Down her throat..wow...so you got a blow job too?"
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"Ah...well...no. I couldn't actually find her head...."
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rydor · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:29 am Post subject:

Flying Duck · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:16 am Post subject:

Patient: "Doctor, doctor, your ring is so cold."

Doctor: "That's not my ring, it's my watch."

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K11Martin · Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:32 pm Post subject:

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K11Martin · Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:32 pm Post subject: