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Is Romance Dead ?

 
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Tim (Midland Section)
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Location: Pinxton, Nottingham, England.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:13 pm    Post subject: Is Romance Dead ? Reply with quote

The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:



If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.



The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:



I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
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SugarHillCTD
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very nice Tim.

Of course this sounds a bit like our home.... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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