K11 Owners Group

[Al.]

Charlie’s wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the
> seat
> on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.
> After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she
> returned.
>
> She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower,
> she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the
> not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. About that
> time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and
> pulled without any success whatsoever.
>
> Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy
> wrapped
> a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency
> room.
> The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her
> (Try to get a mental picture of this.)
>
> Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well,
> Doctor,
> I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before." The Doctor
> replied,
> "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and
> framed."