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drikko
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 Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:59 pm Post subject: Ships parrot |
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The resident magician on a cruise liner is constantly having his tricks undermined and ruined by the ships parrot. Each time he performs a trick the parrot squawks. "It's in his pocket." "Four of clubs." "It's got a false bottom". The magician hates it. That night the ship sinks and magician and parrot cling to a piece of driftwood. For four days the parrot says nothing and just stares at him. On the fifth day the parrot says "Okay you clever bastard I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"
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Roy S.
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 That's a keeper
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