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Roy S.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:05 am    Post subject: A small church Reply with quote

Laughing

A small church had a very big-busted organist, and her tatas were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the nipples

of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons,

“because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won't be able to talk properly for a while”.

The organist agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said....

Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday.
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