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Tim (Midland Section)
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Location: Pinxton, Nottingham, England.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:45 pm    Post subject: Mechanic Reply with quote

A mechanic who worked out of his Home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanics lawn, so the mechanic decided he had to keep Mace inside.

The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the long grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him so decided to call it a day.

That night Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight.

Realising what had happened he looked towards the heavens and proclaimed:-

'A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, who saved a wrench for me!'
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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