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This is just SO unPC

 
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drikko
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:50 pm    Post subject: This is just SO unPC Reply with quote
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don ' t know what to do.

Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don ' t swallow until he goes to bed and is
asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!

Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn ' t touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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