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Roy S. · Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:32 pm Post subject: Best Surgeon

Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England "
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
LURKER at LARGE

sdaniel · Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:43 pm Post subject:

Now that's funny, I don't care who U R!! Laughing

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1993 K1100LT

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