Roy S.
Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 1349
Location: W. Sacramento, California
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 Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject: Golf |
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, "What
happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and
while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's
monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail
up, I yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that..."
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
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