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Jim · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:13 pm Post subject: FBI job opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.”

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, “You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.
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1997 K1100LTSE 94,000 - still has gremlins!
1995 R100RT Classic 16,650 crashed - repaired!
1992 K75RTP 46,000

"We shall not all die, but we shall all be changed."

owrstrich · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject:

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemeeeeeeee gets a banana...

johnny
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Off the grid · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:01 pm Post subject:

rofl..
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SugarHillCTD · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:57 pm Post subject:

Jim,

EXCELLENT! Our 18 y.o. son and I live with my DW and occasionally our 20 y.o. college daughter. The two women give us dirty looks when either one of us use the quote- "women- can't live with them, can't kill 'em".

Yeah, you can "mess with them", but at your own risk. So..... now you see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help- I'm being repressed.

John