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Flying Duck PsyKotic Waterfowl
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 10088 Location: Bumf***, WA
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:31 pm Post subject: What's wrong with this board? |
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OK, I'll start.
1) Everybody's always nice and courteous and helpful all the time. What's up with that?
2) Lack of frequent endless pointless oil threads.
3) Nobody ever bitches about the BMW turn sginal switchgear.
Anybody got any others? _________________ 93 LT (x2)
94 RS
86-97 K75F(K75/100/1100 Frankenbrick)
86 K75C w/paralever, hi perf cams,TURBO!
91 & 92 K75Ss
91 K1
86 custom K100
14 WR250R
IBA #17739 (SS1K, BBG, 50CC)
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Off the grid Chaotic Good
Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 3414 Location: At the local taco truck waiting for Jo.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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I still don't know what exactly a 2-stroke vs a 4-stroke engine is.
And my sig/avatar bothers people.
And Johnny Owr smells like a rotting pumpkin.
And Jim wears a mouth-ball gag and has S&M sex with garden gnomes.
Thats about it for now.
Further updates as events warrant. _________________ Bane of your existence since July 2006
2007 Triumph Tiger ABS. "Sabertooth"
2009 Husqvarna TE610. "The dirty Italian mistress"
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BlackHoof Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 12 Nov 2006 Posts: 302 Location: Near Duluth, Mn.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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I'll play:
1) Old Geezers Hang-out here.
2) Johnny O's bike is hideous, ie too many lights.
3) I disqualifyied myself from the latest contest, ie Bagster thing.
4) Loud pipes save lives. _________________ Kent
'93 K1100LT- Blurple Colored
Lucky # 887
'27 Bugatti Replica/Kit Car-Dark Purple
'05 Suzuki Brugman/Russell Seat... |
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SugarHillCTD Site Admin
Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 4240 Location: Now in Eastern Pennsylvania
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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You know- I am not used to this. You folks are just too nice.
In the past I have looked at the RV.net forum in the diesel vs. gas powered tow vehicle section. Those nitwits can really get their drawers in a bunch over some truly stupid topics.
But I don't know about the K11OG- too civilized.
John _________________ John & Cathy
'92 K100RS4V Pearl White SOLD
'04 K1200GT
IBA Several-SS1k, BBG, 50CC NYC to S.F. |
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Moondog Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 09 Oct 2004 Posts: 670 Location: Richmond Hill, Georgia
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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1. My bike is in pieces.
2. Maybe we are all on qualudes (how do you spell qualudes?)
3. Both my bikes are in pieces now that I think of it.......
4. Why do people paint house windows shut so I can't open them?
5. I can't wait for spring. It is going to be a long winter...... _________________ "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges"!
I like the social aspect of riding. Rally's, socializing, drinking beer, fartin' and carrying on.
2004 R1150RS
1996 K1100RS (moved on to new home) |
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abreeze Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 17 Jun 2006 Posts: 671 Location: atlanta
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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too many nerds........
too few college stripers........
you guys rock!! |
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michaelcurrin Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 329 Location: eastern NC
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | I'll play:
1) Old Geezers Hang-out here.
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I think that's it.
Not enough time left to bitch about anyone spelling or bike choices.
The HPS sidecar forum is also very civilized and has about the same amount of old geezers.
Mike (rapidily approaching geezerdom or as I told someone the other day, approaching my sell by date) Currin _________________ Mike Currin
20 BMW R1250RS
93 BMW K1100RS / EML Speed 2000
06 Ducati ST3
67 Triumph 650 chopper |
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Allen Nelson Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 03 Apr 2003 Posts: 1011 Location: Malibu, California
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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[quote=too few college stripers........[/quote]
Here...here....agreed....is that stripers or strippers _________________ REDBRICK, '96RS (formerly owned), K11OG#5
2011 Triumph Sprint GT
Not a turncoat...and do miss my special K |
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Flying Duck PsyKotic Waterfowl
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 10088 Location: Bumf***, WA
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe these stripers?
_________________ 93 LT (x2)
94 RS
86-97 K75F(K75/100/1100 Frankenbrick)
86 K75C w/paralever, hi perf cams,TURBO!
91 & 92 K75Ss
91 K1
86 custom K100
14 WR250R
IBA #17739 (SS1K, BBG, 50CC)
Buy parts HERE |
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owrstrich Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 29 Oct 2006 Posts: 2566 Location: CheezConsin
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:08 am Post subject: |
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1... i post ebay and ibmwr k parts ad links for the retired geezers to recklessly spend more money on chit you dont need...
2... i post craigs list and bmwmoa k parts ad links so the newbie geezers recklessly spend more money on parts that dont fit...
3... i buy $5 seat pans and put $20 chit covers on them and sell them to you guys as $400 russells...
4... i aint got no fork lock and those who say i do are delusional...
5... my bike is a work of art... bug eyes... russell... flip a lever... im gonna put some more chit on it but im running out of chit except for the neon accent lights and led valve stem fireflys that are going on this weekend...
6... some of the aresholes around here are know it alls and the rest are posers... i cant trust any technical advice i get here so i take my bike to ventura bmw for expert wrenching...
7... the geezers around here dont know a edge trap from a speed trap but they all got the one piece stitch...
8... i got a 2007 ducati st3 abs today... i wanted a real motorcycle instead of an over engineered under performing senior citizens toy...
9... its rorer 714 numbskull...
10... im out of here... see you on the ducati forum... if you ever wise up...
not going away mad... just going away...
owrstrich _________________ yeeeeeehaaaaaaa... |
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Geoff Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 551 Location: Illinois
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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1. No NWS posts
2. No bitchin' about rear drive failure
3. No bitchin' about overengineered brakes
4. Johnny O's bike is hideous, ie too many lights
5. Nobody gets drunk and then posts
6. Hot chicks don't post here _________________ 2000 R1100RT
2008 H-D Electra Glide Ultra Classic |
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1950 Bobber Mad Brick Rider
Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Posts: 102 Location: Sammamish, WA. 98075
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:05 pm Post subject: Bitchin |
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"Hot chicks don't post here"..........
That's 'cause they're on the back of my Harley...I keep 'em all busy
OK:
Quit knocking other bike models!
Don't open your BLOWHOLE unless you've got somethin' intel'gent to say!
(Oops...I just wore that one!)
When someone offers to sell something..'cause they are offering up something good to their BMW cronies first...BUY THE BLEEPING THING!!!
And...
Send $$$ to me 'cause I need some.... _________________ Be ashamed to die before you've won some victory for mankind! |
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Klinker Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Posts: 876 Location: SD I-90
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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1. Responses to pleas for help from newbies in the Tech forum are too prompt.
2. I can't understand half of what Johnny Owstrich says.
3. I still haven't figured out how one does find his way into Mordor.
4. Sometimes folks get a bit uptight. They tend to be folks that also ride non-K-bikes... Is it just me or is there a correlation?
5. This post:
http://www.k11og.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2673
now has more views than this one:
http://www.k11og.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1753
What's up with that? It's creeping me out.
6. The Black Bug-Eyed Brick attracts snow.
7. The REDBRICK with the K12 engine doesn't live here any more.
8. We're all a lot of bloody wankers. _________________ tlp
1994 K1100RS
Only the Reasonists. They believe in an evidence-based world, something called Rationalism. But it's a tiny group, not so influential.
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Mystic Red Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 2330 Location: Twin Lakes Idaho
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | 5. Nobody gets drunk and then posts |
You're kiddin', right?
Johnny's shift button has never worked
It's so damn expensive to belong to this forum (cost vs. benefits is atrocious)
I find out late that Johnny was rotund as a 8th grader
Our fearless leader (Ted) hides behind a avatar that makes him look like an old curmudgeon and I have it on good authority he's a svelte 40 year old man
Quote: | Quit knocking other bike models! |
But it's so much fun _________________ Scott Hespelt, '94 K11LT
K11 OG #466 |
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1950 Bobber Mad Brick Rider
Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Posts: 102 Location: Sammamish, WA. 98075
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:35 pm Post subject: bitchin |
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Klinker.....
"Sometimes folks get a bit uptight. They tend to be folks that also ride non-K-bikes... Is it just me or is there a correlation?"....
you're kidding, right?
I always knew something just wasn't right with me....now I know what is is...
I ALSO RIDE A NON-K BIKE...Holy SHIT, Klinker (Lilliputian)...thanks
Years of expensive therapy and you come along and JUST NAIL IT!!!! Wow, thanks, Man!!! _________________ Be ashamed to die before you've won some victory for mankind! |
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Klinker Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Posts: 876 Location: SD I-90
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:11 pm Post subject: Re: bitchin |
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1950 Bobber wrote: | Klinker.....
you're kidding, right? |
I thought that was obvious. Sorry if anyone took my post personally. _________________ tlp
1994 K1100RS
Only the Reasonists. They believe in an evidence-based world, something called Rationalism. But it's a tiny group, not so influential.
- Page Griffin |
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Off the grid Chaotic Good
Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 3414 Location: At the local taco truck waiting for Jo.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah!
F-you Klinker you fascist!!
/runs _________________ Bane of your existence since July 2006
2007 Triumph Tiger ABS. "Sabertooth"
2009 Husqvarna TE610. "The dirty Italian mistress"
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Klinker Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Posts: 876 Location: SD I-90
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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1950 Bobber wrote: | ...Holy SHIT, Klinker (Lilliputian)... |
you're kidding, right?
Off the grid wrote: | Yeah! F-you Klinker you fascist!! |
I can tell when OTG is kidding: the drumstick hits the cowbell. _________________ tlp
1994 K1100RS
Only the Reasonists. They believe in an evidence-based world, something called Rationalism. But it's a tiny group, not so influential.
- Page Griffin |
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kbmwrs Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 08 Apr 2003 Posts: 599 Location: Morgan Hill, CA
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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As I have always been told.....
You're a special child.
Oh and KBMWRS drinks too much. _________________ Mike Gullery
"Beemerhead"
'06 K1200GT
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1950 Bobber Mad Brick Rider
Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Posts: 102 Location: Sammamish, WA. 98075
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:49 pm Post subject: shit |
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Klinker.....Of course I'm kidding! Didn't you think so??
I thought it was obvious _________________ Be ashamed to die before you've won some victory for mankind! |
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