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Flying Duck
PsyKotic Waterfowl
Joined: 27 Jan 2005
Posts: 10102
Location: Bumf***, WA
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 Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:44 pm Post subject: Found on Craig's List - Funny |
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| Quote: | To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle
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Date: 2007-11-07, 5:23AM PST
I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least.
This is where things got crazy.
I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse.
I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death.
WTF
Im sorry for what happened and I really hope your're ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-bitch o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that your're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.
Sincerely,
Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again.
Location: Seattle
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/471479867.html
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abreeze
Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Posts: 671
Location: atlanta
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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| oh thats a trip.......poor dude.......he didnt even get any!!! |
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Off the grid
Chaotic Good
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
Posts: 3414
Location: At the local taco truck waiting for Jo.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Another reason why wimmin are the debbil!
Funny stuff.
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Mystic Red
Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 28 Mar 2005
Posts: 2330
Location: Twin Lakes Idaho
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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Like she's going to be checking the personals. 
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will3hawks
Big Brick Rider
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Posts: 59
Location: Scranton, Pa.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:30 pm Post subject: No shortage of nuts in this world! |
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My man, you picked up a NUT!, count your blessings and pray she never comes back. Quite seriously though, It would not be a bad idea to fill in the cops and talk to a lawyer.
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