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Flying Duck
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:31 pm    Post subject: What's wrong with this board? Reply with quote

OK, I'll start.

1) Everybody's always nice and courteous and helpful all the time. What's up with that? Rolling Eyes

2) Lack of frequent endless pointless oil threads.

3) Nobody ever bitches about the BMW turn sginal switchgear.

Anybody got any others?
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Off the grid
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still don't know what exactly a 2-stroke vs a 4-stroke engine is.

And my sig/avatar bothers people.

And Johnny Owr smells like a rotting pumpkin.

And Jim wears a mouth-ball gag and has S&M sex with garden gnomes.

Thats about it for now.

Further updates as events warrant.
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BlackHoof
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll play:

1) Old Geezers Hang-out here.

2) Johnny O's bike is hideous, ie too many lights.

3) I disqualifyied myself from the latest contest, ie Bagster thing.

4) Loud pipes save lives.
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SugarHillCTD
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know- I am not used to this. You folks are just too nice.

In the past I have looked at the RV.net forum in the diesel vs. gas powered tow vehicle section. Those nitwits can really get their drawers in a bunch over some truly stupid topics.

But I don't know about the K11OG- too civilized. Laughing

John
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Moondog
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. My bike is in pieces.

2. Maybe we are all on qualudes (how do you spell qualudes?)

3. Both my bikes are in pieces now that I think of it.......

4. Why do people paint house windows shut so I can't open them?

5. I can't wait for spring. It is going to be a long winter......
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abreeze
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

too many nerds........

too few college stripers........

you guys rock!!
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michaelcurrin
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
I'll play:

1) Old Geezers Hang-out here.


I think that's it.

Not enough time left to bitch about anyone spelling or bike choices.

The HPS sidecar forum is also very civilized and has about the same amount of old geezers.

Mike (rapidily approaching geezerdom or as I told someone the other day, approaching my sell by date) Currin
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Allen Nelson
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote=too few college stripers........[/quote]

Here...here....agreed....is that stripers or strippers Wink
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Flying Duck
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe these stripers? Very Happy


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owrstrich
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



1... i post ebay and ibmwr k parts ad links for the retired geezers to recklessly spend more money on chit you dont need...

2... i post craigs list and bmwmoa k parts ad links so the newbie geezers recklessly spend more money on parts that dont fit...

3... i buy $5 seat pans and put $20 chit covers on them and sell them to you guys as $400 russells...

4... i aint got no fork lock and those who say i do are delusional...

5... my bike is a work of art... bug eyes... russell... flip a lever... im gonna put some more chit on it but im running out of chit except for the neon accent lights and led valve stem fireflys that are going on this weekend...

6... some of the aresholes around here are know it alls and the rest are posers... i cant trust any technical advice i get here so i take my bike to ventura bmw for expert wrenching...

7... the geezers around here dont know a edge trap from a speed trap but they all got the one piece stitch...

8... i got a 2007 ducati st3 abs today... i wanted a real motorcycle instead of an over engineered under performing senior citizens toy...

9... its rorer 714 numbskull...

10... im out of here... see you on the ducati forum... if you ever wise up...

not going away mad... just going away...

owrstrich
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Geoff
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. No NWS posts
2. No bitchin' about rear drive failure
3. No bitchin' about overengineered brakes
4. Johnny O's bike is hideous, ie too many lights
5. Nobody gets drunk and then posts
6. Hot chicks don't post here
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1950 Bobber
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:05 pm    Post subject: Bitchin Reply with quote

"Hot chicks don't post here"..........

That's 'cause they're on the back of my Harley...I keep 'em all busy Cool

OK:

Quit knocking other bike models!

Don't open your BLOWHOLE unless you've got somethin' intel'gent to say!
(Oops...I just wore that one!) Crying or Very sad

When someone offers to sell something..'cause they are offering up something good to their BMW cronies first...BUY THE BLEEPING THING!!!

And...

Send $$$ to me 'cause I need some.... Wink
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Klinker
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Responses to pleas for help from newbies in the Tech forum are too prompt.

2. I can't understand half of what Johnny Owstrich says.

3. I still haven't figured out how one does find his way into Mordor.

4. Sometimes folks get a bit uptight. They tend to be folks that also ride non-K-bikes... Is it just me or is there a correlation?

5. This post:

http://www.k11og.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2673

now has more views than this one:

http://www.k11og.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1753

What's up with that? It's creeping me out.

6. The Black Bug-Eyed Brick attracts snow.

7. The REDBRICK with the K12 engine doesn't live here any more.

8. We're all a lot of bloody wankers.
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Mystic Red
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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5. Nobody gets drunk and then posts


You're kiddin', right?

Johnny's shift button has never worked

It's so damn expensive to belong to this forum (cost vs. benefits is atrocious)
I find out late that Johnny was rotund as a 8th grader

Our fearless leader (Ted) hides behind a avatar that makes him look like an old curmudgeon and I have it on good authority he's a svelte 40 year old man
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Quit knocking other bike models!


But it's so much fun Wink
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1950 Bobber
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:35 pm    Post subject: bitchin Reply with quote

Klinker.....

"Sometimes folks get a bit uptight. They tend to be folks that also ride non-K-bikes... Is it just me or is there a correlation?"....

you're kidding, right? Rolling Eyes

I always knew something just wasn't right with me....now I know what is is...

I ALSO RIDE A NON-K BIKE...Holy SHIT, Klinker (Lilliputian)...thanks Sad

Years of expensive therapy and you come along and JUST NAIL IT!!!! Wow, thanks, Man!!! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:11 pm    Post subject: Re: bitchin Reply with quote

1950 Bobber wrote:
Klinker.....
you're kidding, right? Rolling Eyes

I thought that was obvious. Sorry if anyone took my post personally.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah!

F-you Klinker you fascist!!

































/runs Laughing
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Klinker
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1950 Bobber wrote:
...Holy SHIT, Klinker (Lilliputian)... Sad

you're kidding, right? Rolling Eyes

Off the grid wrote:
Yeah! F-you Klinker you fascist!!

I can tell when OTG is kidding: the drumstick hits the cowbell.
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kbmwrs
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As I have always been told.....

You're a special child. Shocked

Oh and KBMWRS drinks too much. Embarassed
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1950 Bobber
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:49 pm    Post subject: shit Reply with quote

Klinker.....Of course I'm kidding! Didn't you think so?? Wink

I thought it was obvious Smile
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