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Modelling Naked.

 
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Tim (Midland Section)
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Location: Pinxton, Nottingham, England.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:59 pm    Post subject: Modelling Naked. Reply with quote

A husband walks into David Jones to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea.

It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500 they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I must be getting old. I read the grandads thread first!!!
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