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Grannies & Granddads.

 
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Tim (Midland Section)
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:32 pm    Post subject: Grannies & Granddads. Reply with quote

Ever wondered what the difference between Grannies and Granddads is?

A 5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school, daily, by her Grandfather.

One day when he had a bad cold, Granny took the grandchild to school.

That night the little girl told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very
different than with granddad !!

"What made it different?" asked her parents:

“Well” said the little girl "Granny and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, Asian prick or wanker anywhere on the way to School”
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one Tim.

I forwarded it to 2 couples- our best friends.

One of the 2 gents is a English ex-pat, now living in New York City. He is occasionally translating your "colorful" English phrases for us. Laughing

John
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