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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:37 am    Post subject: The sensuous wife Reply with quote

The Sensuous Wife
 

A man was sitting and  reading his paper when his wife enters the house, she approaches him  in a most provocative manner.
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill  all crumpled up?" asks the wife in a soft sweet voice.
     
Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies,
"No."
     
Pursing her lips she gives him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled up
Twenty dollar bill.
     
Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy
Voice, "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" Intrigued,
He answers, "Uh, no."
     
She gives him another sexy little smile,
seductively reaches into her panties and ever so slowly removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
     
"Now," she says as she leans down and whispers, "have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
     
Totally confused and excited he stammers,
           "No-o-o-o-o."
 
 "Well," she whispers in his ear, "then go look at the car in the  garage..."
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