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drikko Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Posts: 1966 Location: Brisbane, OZ
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:06 am Post subject: Oz poetry |
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An Australian Poetry Competition held in the Sydney Opera House had come
down to two finalists;
A) A university graduate.
B) An old aboriginal.
They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word and
come up with a short four line poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '.
First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped up to the
microphone
and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination - Timbuktu
The crowd went crazy !. No way could the old aboriginal top that, they
thought.
The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;
Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They were three, and we were two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu .
The aboriginal won. _________________ K1100RS '97
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BobZ(IL) Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 651 Location: Bourbonnais, IL
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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Laughed out loud. _________________ '93 K1100LT
'78 R100S
'05 R1200GS
BMWMOA, CRBMWOA, ABC, K11OG #997
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hosehoundfr86 Mad Brick Rider
Joined: 17 Jul 2013 Posts: 122 Location: New Brunswick,Canada
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Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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Me too,,,,, |
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Malcoops
Joined: 08 Jul 2013 Posts: 19 Location: Bensville,New South Wales,ozstralia
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Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:52 am Post subject: |
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Oldie but a real good one _________________ Mal Cooper |
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