drikko Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Posts: 1966 Location: Brisbane, OZ
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:11 am Post subject: A man goes into the bar |
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A well-dressed gentleman enters the bar of a five-star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks. The bartender serves them on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron.The man then consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds.
The bartender comments, "Wow, you sure must have a problem."
"If you had what I had," the man replies, "you'd drink them fast, too."
Leaning over, the sympathetic bartender asks, "What do you have?"
"Fifty cents," the man answers. _________________ K1100RS '97
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