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exavid Big Brick Rider
Joined: 22 Apr 2014 Posts: 72 Location: Medford, OR
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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:43 am Post subject: Raisin Bread, caution might be poor taste. |
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Raisin Bread
A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear
very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters
the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread
behind the counter.
Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has
a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin
bread located on the very top shelf.
The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an
excellent view, just as he thought.
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.
As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the
other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf
of raisin bread.
After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why
the unusual interest in the raisin bread?" Atop the ladder one more
time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. Then, she
notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.
Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the
elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little _________________ Paul W.
2013 C650GT
1995 K1100LT
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SugarHillCTD Site Admin
Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 4240 Location: Now in Eastern Pennsylvania
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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:14 am Post subject: |
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Poor taste? For this group?
Actually that is pretty good. Thanks! _________________ John & Cathy
'92 K100RS4V Pearl White SOLD
'04 K1200GT
IBA Several-SS1k, BBG, 50CC NYC to S.F. |
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Saltcreek Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 22 Oct 2008 Posts: 957 Location: New Hampshire
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:24 am Post subject: |
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I've been missin' the dungeon. Hi to those of you that remember me. _________________ Jim
1994 K1100LT Mystic Red, bfd, 37000 miles, sold
2009 Wilderness Systems Zephyr 155 ST
2002 Litespeed titanium |
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SugarHillCTD Site Admin
Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 4240 Location: Now in Eastern Pennsylvania
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Hi Jim _________________ John & Cathy
'92 K100RS4V Pearl White SOLD
'04 K1200GT
IBA Several-SS1k, BBG, 50CC NYC to S.F. |
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Jim Site Admin
Joined: 17 May 2003 Posts: 3841 Location: WHERETHEFUNNEVERENDS
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:32 am Post subject: |
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Hey Jim! Hope you're doing well! Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! _________________ Jim
1997 K1100LTSE 94,000 - has gremlins!
1995 R100RT Classic 16,650 crashed - repairing
1992 K75RTP 46,000
"We shall not all die, but we shall all be changed." |
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SugarHillCTD Site Admin
Joined: 10 Oct 2007 Posts: 4240 Location: Now in Eastern Pennsylvania
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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Happy Holidays to both of our Jims
_________________ John & Cathy
'92 K100RS4V Pearl White SOLD
'04 K1200GT
IBA Several-SS1k, BBG, 50CC NYC to S.F. |
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