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Raisin Bread, caution might be poor taste.

 
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exavid
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:43 am    Post subject: Raisin Bread, caution might be poor taste. Reply with quote

Raisin Bread

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear
very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters
the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread
behind the counter.

Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has
a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin
bread located on the very top shelf.
The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an
excellent view, just as he thought.
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.
As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the
other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf
of raisin bread.

After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why
the unusual interest in the raisin bread?" Atop the ladder one more
time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. Then, she
notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.

Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the
elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little
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SugarHillCTD
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor taste? For this group? Laughing Laughing

Actually that is pretty good. Thanks!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been missin' the dungeon. Hi to those of you that remember me.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Jim Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Jim! Hope you're doing well! Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy Holidays to both of our Jims


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