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Green Monster
Joined: 23 Jul 2014 Posts: 19 Location: Roswell, GA
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:47 am Post subject: Hiking |
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Two men who had left a rain forest village an hour ago were hiking. One of them says I need to take a leak. As he is going about his business, a venomous snake bites him right on his &*@$!
He tells his friend in agonizing pain that he needs help from the village shaman. So the man runs back to the village, tells the shaman what happened. The shaman was busy tending to another villager but instructs the man in order to save his life, he needs to find the puncture wounds and suck out the venom
The man runs back to his ailing friend and says I got advice from the shaman. "What did he say", his friend asks!
He said you're not going to make it. |
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old guy old bike Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 373 Location: Lisbon, OH
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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Not saying this has been around awhile but I still had my pet dinosaur the first time I heard it.
Jeff _________________ 1993 K1100LT
2003 K1200GT Gone but not forgotten
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Green Monster
Joined: 23 Jul 2014 Posts: 19 Location: Roswell, GA
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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Ahh Yes...Thought I would get this response...an oldie but a goodie. |
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