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drikko
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 10:19 pm    Post subject: oops Reply with quote

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
'Twenty pounds,' she whispers.
Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a Police Officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the cop.
'I'm making love to me wife,' Paddy answers sounding annoyed.
‘'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!'
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'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.'
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 8:13 am    Post subject: Oops Reply with quote

dirkko, drikko, dirkko Laughing
(I'm on Laverda forum also)
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Numerous others I wish I still had and couple that I don't
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drikko
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That means you'll have to read everything twice Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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