drikko
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 Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:49 am Post subject: The cannibals |
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Two cannibals, a father and son, were told to go out
and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited
by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Dad,
there's one."
"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one....Your Mother will complain! We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son
said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "Your Mother wants us on a low fat diet. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The
son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your Mother."
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Rafal
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Joined: 05 Jan 2009
Posts: 257
Location: Wroclaw, Poland
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OMG  that joke AFAIK is older than me  .
I don't want to be complaining only.
The King of a cannibal tribe goes for a trip on a ocean liner. During the first dinner a waiter ask him:
- Would you like to see the vine card or the menu sir?
- No I would not.
- So how can I help You sir?
- I would like to see passengers list.
Best regards,
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