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drikko · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:21 pm Post subject: An oldie but a goodie

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a
well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken
by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have
that seat?"

The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans
are so rude. My precious little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available
was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem
to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And
now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
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SugarHillCTD · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:01 am Post subject:

Nice one!! Laughing

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jpberens1994K1100RS · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:12 am Post subject: tired Marine

That Marine must have been extremely exhausted.

Otherwise they BOTH would have gone out the window after the first exchange.

No bash on the Marine, I don't know him.
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lee richter · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:36 am Post subject:

That is amazing she calls for someone to defend her?? She already had an American Soldier!!
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sdaniel · Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:42 am Post subject:

Semper Fi!
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malcolmt · Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:03 pm Post subject:

The englishman, Frenchman, and blonde on the train is better Very Happy

EDIT:

In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and an ugly looking fat lady.

After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought - 'That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face'

(2) The fat lady thought - 'This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him'.

(3) The Frenchman thought - 'That fucking Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me'.

(4) The Englishman thought - 'I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again'.
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