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endoman100 · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:25 pm Post subject: Florida girls

A Mexican, an Arab, and some Florida girls are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with
the same one twice.

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a
Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the
glass to pieces.

He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The florida girl from Sunny Isle Beach, Florida, cool as a cucumber, picks
up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips
out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glasses,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

'In Florida we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink
with the same ones twice.'

God Bless those Florida Girls!
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jpberens1994K1100RS · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:04 pm Post subject: Florida girls

Oh Endoman, that is so PC incorrect.

Still love you bro and it is the dungeon, so with tongue in cheek, yes, I can take a joke.

I must be a bit sic though, I had it figured out after the first shot the glass.

See, I been to Florida.
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Roy S. · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:28 pm Post subject:

endoman100,

PC is so last minute... Thanks For Sharing!
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1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
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Saltcreek · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:54 pm Post subject:

Endoman, you're back!
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Jim

1994 K1100LT Mystic Red, bfd, 37000 miles, sold Sad

2009 Wilderness Systems Zephyr 155 ST
2002 Litespeed titanium

SugarHillCTD · Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:53 am Post subject:

EXCELLENT. Nice to see you reappear with such panache.
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'92 K100RS4V Pearl White SOLD
'04 K1200GT
IBA Several-SS1k, BBG, 50CC NYC to S.F.

endoman100 · Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:14 pm Post subject:

Geoff · Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:24 pm Post subject:

Good one!
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Off the grid · Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:11 pm Post subject:

Roy S. · Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:36 pm Post subject: